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Einstein Demotivational Poster


I N S A N I T Y - Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.


TAGS: pinky brain insanity einstein insane
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by CleverUserName

CleverUserName - July 31, 2011, 10:07 pm, #222268
Including Gold. It works well, but could you imagine how much light bulbs would cost if they were filled with GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!
corneredbadger - July 31, 2011, 9:54 pm, #222265
Edison didnt try the SAME thing over and over he tried thousands of different filaments to create the lightbulb
Bob85 - May 26, 2011, 12:34 pm, #219196
Genius and insanity are a fun mix.
CleverUserName - May 21, 2011, 10:00 pm, #218875
Oh, Edison was looney as a three dollar bill, but was also a genius, a fun combo!
smalltownguy - May 13, 2011, 7:11 pm, #218533
Counterpoint, so Edison was insane while trying to make the lightbulb?
440wakeup - May 13, 2011, 6:58 pm, #218532
If at first you don't succeed......
Faceplant31 - May 13, 2011, 11:47 am, #218529
Nice pic and text combo, this is a win win.


NORMALITY -




RELATIVITY EXPLAINED -


TAGS: einstein explained
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Airman

otakugiant - April 20, 2011, 2:09 pm, #216875
Can't tell if trolling, or just very stupid...
SkellatorOfLife - April 19, 2011, 11:22 pm, #216830
K... Even though the equation is really only for calculating energy, you can change it to calculate time. So therefor if you have negative mass... Then yes... According to this equation THEORETICALLY you could smath cars before they were built...
Barkjr - April 14, 2011, 6:55 pm, #216428
I still don't get it :)
CaptainBaked - April 14, 2011, 4:34 pm, #216396
The day rednecks find this kind of technology, we'll cry tears of joy... just like I did when I saw this poster.. 5 wormholes of monster madness!
Mahomygod - April 14, 2011, 3:18 pm, #216389
I blame myself... the approval ratio was fairly high before I submitted mine. d*** my cursedness!
tellitlikeitis - April 14, 2011, 2:29 pm, #216387
Yah, sure, right. Well, you know what they say? Great minds think alike.
Faceplant31 - April 14, 2011, 1:24 pm, #216383
Thank you for this poster Air. I had to wade through 30 posters of utter sh*t before i saw this and actually laughed. Glad to see some peeps still try instead of just making garbage and submitting it. 5L BTW


WOMEN - If Einstein couldn't figure them out, do you really think that you can?


TAGS: women einstein
Rating: 4.1/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:44 pm, #239454
Einstein, wasn't that smart, he discovered two things and then spent the rest of his life trying disprove one of them.
Cloudchaser - August 15, 2011, 1:39 am, #223010
The world's smartest man of out modern era got caught cheating on his wife. And yet to this day, guys still think they can get away with cheating on their women even though a man smarter than them couldn't.


WHOOPS! -


TAGS: einstein abomb
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

BobbEdwards - September 26, 2013, 8:07 pm, #250069
I've toyed with ideas for a Moti format poster with the least text possible. And it has already been done. Here. Brilliantly. An enthusiastic 5/F
PrettyWhenICry - February 28, 2012, 12:20 pm, #230286
Haha! Great!
GaryO - February 25, 2012, 9:44 am, #230137
I may have just voted twice for this….but 10Ls is good, right?
Reality Lord - February 25, 2012, 7:38 am, #230136

...then i lol'd some more...at a safer distance. nice :)
mariand - February 25, 2012, 6:20 am, #230131
lol...wtf


GENIUS ADVICE - You've got to lick it, before you stick it.


TAGS: funny humor einstein
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - June 4, 2009, 12:09 am, #84049
BTW, LD. Didn't Einstein also say "I like big b***s and I cannot lie"? I heard Sir Mix-a-Lot sampled his work.
WTFO - June 3, 2009, 11:09 pm, #84028
Thank you, guys. Sean, if you want a scathing indictment, this advice applies to cigars too. (What a p***!)
LogicDude - June 2, 2009, 8:30 am, #83715
Little known Einstein quote: "Don't f*ck up a good eating and don"t eat up a good f*cking." Then he mumbled something about "E" - I presumed he was talking about Ecstasy - and and some DJ called "MC Square"...
Sean - June 1, 2009, 3:33 pm, #83590
Funny poster but this better not impact on the rankings of my PANDA EINSTEIN. And, thirdly, how is this possibly a scathing indictment of the current and/or Clinton administration. I don't get it.
moooooooooooo - June 1, 2009, 3:16 pm, #83586
This is truly the funniest thing you have ever done. And with no political nonsense. 5 well deserved lions.


Einstein -


TAGS: predictions reality einstein technology communication
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 9:52 pm, #254262
That's the one! Apparently M0rd3kaI is much more talented than he makes out to be in the forum.
Bandit5906 - April 12, 2014, 7:43 pm, #254259
The image concocted about "making love" and texting? WOW
MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 1:55 am, #254243
Only because M0rd3kaI insists he had them copyrighted
rerun - April 11, 2014, 7:13 pm, #254222

Thank goodness you omitted the "making love" image.
JesusWept - April 11, 2014, 6:18 pm, #254218
Einstein was right. 5 L's
Oldsod - April 11, 2014, 5:48 pm, #254215
...so today, we were discussing this in my class...the things we had to do for fun in the olden times. They've no clue...


SISYPHUS - Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein


TAGS: sisyphus insanity einstein
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

Sean - May 11, 2011, 12:10 pm, #218437
Hey man. Nice to see back. Take it easy. As for me I have to go run and hide. NotoriousGIL is poised to prove to all the internets that I am a sissypuss.
NotoriousGIL - May 11, 2011, 10:05 am, #218432
Not at all man! Not at all.
Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 9:59 am, #218430
Oh don't mind me, just passing through Gil.
NotoriousGIL - May 11, 2011, 9:54 am, #218429
I probably would; I only get to drink one month out of every 4 because of my job...definitely not a sissypuss though. It's the thrill of competition for the next year or so...
Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 9:51 am, #218428
Hello there, Sean.
Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 9:51 am, #218427
WhoMever loses the drinking contest is a sissypuss.
NotoriousGIL - May 11, 2011, 9:44 am, #218425
True...putting emphasis on the spelling of the name to indicate that I do, in fact, know who he was doesn't make me a spelling Nazi either. I say we settle this like men...drinking contest? LOL
Sean - May 11, 2011, 9:39 am, #218424
You implied that Sisyphus was insane for carrying out his punishment. Pointing out the folly in that, on one occasion, does not make me a troll.
NotoriousGIL - May 11, 2011, 12:02 am, #218404
Only in response to trolls with irrelevant comments! :D
Sean - May 10, 2011, 11:55 pm, #218403
NaZi much?
NotoriousGIL - April 20, 2011, 1:19 am, #216838
That's an interesting concept..had to look it up...but then again, do we really know that? This sh** could be a still frame of him moving the boulder up the hill, in which case there would be net force, correct? Cool though though.
NotoriousGIL - April 20, 2011, 1:13 am, #216837
In fact, I did. I'm very aware of who SiSyphus is- I searched for an image of SiSyphus to go with the quote, not the other way around. But, since when does anything need to make sense to be funny?
Sean - April 20, 2011, 12:00 am, #216833
Did you know that that was a punishment for Sidyphus? So suggesting that he was insane makes no sense whatsoever?
Sean - April 19, 2011, 11:54 pm, #216832
No.
SkellatorOfLife - April 19, 2011, 11:25 pm, #216831
Did you know that no net force is being exerted by the man?
CaptainBaked - April 14, 2011, 7:21 am, #216368
You get 5 because of wikipedia... well played...


ANTI-GUN POLITICIANS - They don't know that you are supposed to treat EVERY firearm like it's loaded at all times. She also has no proper trigger training. She like Schumer however, has a CCW. Old bat....................


TAGS: democrat republican politics obama bush california 2nd ammendment guns firearms senator feinstein ak 47
Rating: 2.45/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Sean - August 11, 2009, 10:51 pm, #107399
Handles a gun like ***k Cheney.


MAY BREAK MY BONES -


TAGS: war words tank bones einstein
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 8:11 pm, #198883
Well said Neener.
Neener - October 18, 2010, 7:59 pm, #198882
I'm in total agreement. 5s are nice, but true criticism pushes people to improve.
TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 7:57 pm, #198881
all fives either.
TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 7:56 pm, #198880
If that's your honest opinion then great! Thanks! You like it even more than I do and there's nothing wrong with that. If the quote were my own I would consider this a Five. I would never intentionally make a 1L poster but I can accept that they're not
Neener - October 18, 2010, 7:56 pm, #198879
I fived it too. The tank shaped skeleton is awesome and that quote is probably true. During the Zombie Apocalpse aim for the head!
crankyhead - October 18, 2010, 7:51 pm, #198876
I gave it a 5.
TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 7:42 pm, #198872
To whoever gave this poster less than a 5... Thanks for your honesty. I appreciate the 5's and by no means do I want 1's, but this wouldn't get a 5 from me if someone else made it.


GENIUS - When Nature has work to be done, she creates a genius to do it” Ralph Waldo Emerson




PROFESSIONAL JEALOUSY - Way to Go, Einstein!


TAGS: einstein hawking physics science humor chalk
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Agamemnon218 - August 25, 2008, 1:53 pm, #16656
And Hawking would be able to secure nuclear material without getting sh** like Doc Brown did.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 25, 2008, 11:21 am, #16608
Yeah, but these guys all have time machines. It's all a part of the conspiracy!
aPauling - August 25, 2008, 9:09 am, #16591
Hawking was, like 13 when Einstein died.


HUMANITY - "It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity"-Albert Einstein


TAGS: albert einstein technology human humanity future
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by CoolioIndeed

CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 5:06 pm, #172616
huh?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 2:02 am, #172087
Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery........Or you're just not funny and no one loves you.
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 1:26 am, #172082
hmmmmmmmm


Believe Me -


TAGS: einstein farts ideas genuis
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 2:41 pm, #251018
And like any other manure, it burns for a looong time. Thanks for the comment Bol.
Bolverk3778 - November 14, 2013, 2:26 pm, #251017
Pity the politicians keep forgetting this, Most of their ideas are brain farts at best, at worst you wish you could burn them of as a source of heat.
MissPriss - November 12, 2013, 11:57 am, #250956
Don't I know it...have had quite a few good ones myself. Thanks Enkrypted
EnkryptedSpirit - November 12, 2013, 9:44 am, #250953
...and also where brain farts originate
MissPriss - November 11, 2013, 3:55 pm, #250930
Well it's a day to remember our fallen soldiers and vets here in Canada. Also a great day to make a few posters. Thanks mao - glad you like it.
maoworks2 - November 11, 2013, 12:00 pm, #250928
This One Is Great Thanks MissPriss, And On A Monday 5 e=mc L.


Albert Einstein Quote -




Imagination -




SCIENTIFIC ACHIEVEMENT -


TAGS: science atomic bomb war einstein
Rating: 4.26/5

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MercAlert - November 22, 2011, 3:17 am, #226046
Einstein... he was a very wise... oh my god I think Ed-Hyde's avatar just blinked at me. Did I mention that I have ADHD?
Grim1812 - September 14, 2010, 11:19 am, #193808
He was german. This is like "Pull My Finger" to those guys.
Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2010, 7:20 am, #193758
Albert 'Buzzkill' Einstein.


ALBERT EINSTEIN - Perhaps The Smartest Graybeard Ever To Have Lived.


TAGS: albert einstein graybeard
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

Treehodger - January 21, 2010, 1:48 pm, #153436
Funny, I'd expect that comment from Arrogant Knight?
culos - January 21, 2010, 10:15 am, #153400
He was....until I came along


REINCARNATION - Einstein didn't quite figure this one out.


TAGS: big bang theory kaley cuoco einstein ph**o op
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by TokinFire

GuinnessTroll - March 31, 2010, 2:24 pm, #168394
She is still good looking, but starting to show the wear of being a crack 'ho.
Cubbybear - February 5, 2010, 2:05 pm, #156290
LOL...5/5


NOBODY IS A TOTAL FAILURE . . . - . . .if nothing else you can be a bad example


TAGS: obama bush einstein faliure
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by north star

Ed-Hyde - August 5, 2009, 10:59 am, #104833
Great caption, utter failure by leaving a logo on the image. Bad Northstar, Bad Bad Bad.


KNOWLEDGE - It makes people happy.


TAGS: einstein
Rating: 2.19/5

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TIMW -


TAGS: einstein said it
Rating: 4/5

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Greeny - June 10, 2011, 6:57 am, #219825
I thought it was part of an Einstein-accent thing
the1stCOMMI3 - June 9, 2011, 11:27 pm, #219776
huh, you must be hitler 'cause your grammar nazi skills are amazing. Even I didn't notice that mistake when editing.
ICEMAN - June 9, 2011, 11:14 pm, #219772
Speeeling fail. Wake up people. 1L


I DO NOT KNOW -




EINSTEIN -




OBVIOUS SUBTLETY -


TAGS: difference calendar fruits nuts einstein
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

spacedog - November 20, 2012, 6:27 pm, #240788
HA! Agreed. 5L
Rick69 - November 20, 2012, 8:43 am, #240766
Oh yeah... Loving this...


Available for download at motifake.tunes -


TAGS: albert einstein the musician
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Oldsod - February 13, 2014, 8:53 pm, #252921
Needed this giggle for sure! 5alute!
GaryO - February 13, 2014, 8:49 pm, #252918
knew this was an Ughmeister creation
MissPriss - February 13, 2014, 2:48 pm, #252901
I hear m n' m's does a few tracks on that album ;)
lgvernon - February 13, 2014, 12:47 pm, #252881

Great one!


He knows my secrets -




chalk talk -


TAGS: albert einstein e mc
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by ughomer

lgvernon - August 13, 2013, 7:48 pm, #248619

This is terrific!~5L


COMPASSION -


TAGS: compassion einstein google spells it einstien my bad lawlz
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - July 1, 2010, 11:35 pm, #182955

lol...rerun i knew what you were referring to dude. and i'll thank you for the well guided directions. ( but the avatar...hmmm....just in case you are god...can you plug that oil spill before the earth dies from it?)
rerun - July 1, 2010, 6:54 pm, #182883

We are talking about the p***, not the fappping....however please feel free to enjoy that as well
rerun - July 1, 2010, 6:53 pm, #182882

why would I close my eyes to it? I made it for all to enjoy....and I was actually referring to your comment on another site
Hawamleh - July 1, 2010, 5:24 pm, #182871
Rerun, Watching You Fap since circa 1900
Reality Lord - July 1, 2010, 12:29 pm, #182833

....god? can you close your eyes to my p*** stuff?...lol.
rerun - June 30, 2010, 10:05 pm, #182746

Very nice....and RL...I am everywhere


WHAT IF ? -


TAGS: what if day do the math einstein
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

spacedog - June 4, 2010, 6:53 pm, #179036
Superb GS. 5L.
R.S.Jake - June 4, 2010, 1:09 pm, #179015
Excellent! Very subtle! I like the imagery! 5 wins by a head!
Faceplant31 - June 4, 2010, 1:00 pm, #179013
Nice! 5L's


EINSTEIN - I Was Going To Say He Is Laughing At Your 1L, But Chances Are He Is Laughing At My 1L.


TAGS: albert einstein graybeard
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

phydeaux - January 20, 2010, 1:32 pm, #153272
Funny as all get out...5L from me!


SCIENCE - It rocks.




TRIBAL SPEED - "E = mc2 Energy equals mass times the speed of light squared" Albert Einstein




EINSTEIN - Upon learning that there wouldn't be an iPhone 5.


TAGS: einstein apple
Rating: 2.6/5

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Maddness - October 7, 2011, 5:45 am, #224805
Congrats on motifaking intro


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